insurance

A kind of bet against yourself.

I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.

by 35 at least September 9, 2017

let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.

I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie

by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018

Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct

Damn get some word insurance

by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017

Bismillah Insurance

Bismillah insurance is when you do not have car insurance and you say bismillah before you drive off so you're covered by Allah.

Man1: Bro you got insurance?
Man2: Nah we got that Bismillah Insurance.
Man1: Mashallah

by FallenGhost November 15, 2023

insurance dinners

A yearly celebratory dinner, usually held in the evening, where one partner graciously hosts the occasion for their significant other, who serves as the principal policyholder responsible for the relationship's insurance plan.

Friend 1: Hey! Are you free Friday night? A few of us from work are going to the beach to watch fireworks.
Friend 2: Oh no, sorry! I have to take my partner to dinner for our insurance dinner.
Friend 1: Wow. Insurance dinners are a scam.
Friend 2: Yes, they are indeed. See you next time!

by naukincaide December 17, 2023