its when a bitch tries to impress people by smoking a stig, waxpen, or blunt etc.
they post quotes saying how the hate and love niggas because there bi-polar as fuck
and dont know how to keep shit to themselves.
They also tend to say i oop, i-, period with emojis, and periot poo.
they post quotes saying how the hate and love niggas because there bi-polar as fuck
and dont know how to keep shit to themselves.
They also tend to say i oop, i-, period with emojis, and periot poo.
yo this bicth not ranthru and doesnt have alot of make up on and shes NOT posting videos of her smoking!!!!
guess shes not an instagram hoe, this old lady is gonna be you bitch!!
guess shes not an instagram hoe, this old lady is gonna be you bitch!!
by glock4kk November 06, 2019
by mrwhatsthatwurd September 12, 2014
When someone posts excessively on Instagram and we all perceive them as happy. When in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention
Person 1: Did you see all the pictures Kim put on Instagram?
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy
Person 2: Oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
Person 3: Yeah but she's probably just instagram happy
by OmeGa_Doughboy September 25, 2015
Someone who engages in hunting for the sole purpose of posting pictures of themselves hunting on social media. Contrary to popular belief, the Instagram hunter is not actually a skilled hunter and tend to purchase expensive equipment compensate for their lack of hunting ability.
Conner- "Zach, stop taking so many selfies, we're trying to hunt."
Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"
Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."
Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"
Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."
by Wade6969 May 04, 2016
An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes
Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?
Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper
Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper
by holy guacomole November 12, 2019
A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)
Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?
Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
by opeN5556 June 16, 2013
Typically a woman in her 20s or 30s who does not work and expects things for free. Also, a compulsive spender with debt who cannot hold a steady job, so they pursue an interest in "Instagram Modeling," which is simply good quality selfies.
"Oh, you're a model, what's your agency, Instagram?"
"Instagram models are simply wannabe social media influencers."
"Gains 1000 followers on Instragram, becomes a model."
"You gotta respect the working woman in a world full of Instagram models."
"When it's career day at school and your Mom says she's an Instagram model."
"Instagram models are simply wannabe social media influencers."
"Gains 1000 followers on Instragram, becomes a model."
"You gotta respect the working woman in a world full of Instagram models."
"When it's career day at school and your Mom says she's an Instagram model."
by ammize February 03, 2021