illiterate

someone who is dumb

i made this for my friend who is illiterate

by maddog611 April 17, 2019

Illiterate Cunt Muffin

Someone who ignores and or fails to comprehend the written word while simultaneously doing something idiotic or being and asshole.

Jim: Hey did you hear about bob?

Jon: No, tell me!

Jim: He ran into a mine field yelling "penis"

Jon: Didnt he see the mine field sign?!

Jim: No!

Jon and Jim: What an illiterate cunt muffin!

by SupremeMasterDan June 16, 2014

emoji illiterate

Something to describe when someone can't understand emojis. Which reading an emoji isn't really that hard unless the message is all emojis.

Guy 1: Wtf does that mean?
Guy 2: omg ur so emoji illiterate
Guy 1: The message was one water drop, 3 laughing faces, 5 fires, 1 okay hand emoji and 100 emoji. The hell does that mean.
Guy 2: its obvious bro

by BoredBob May 20, 2016

indited

To be arrested or put in jail.

Taylor was indited because she woulnd't listen to her mother.

by Serino November 28, 2007

Illiterate

An adjective denoting the misuse of a word or phrase in a sentence.

That was so illiterate when he spelled Dominican with three i's.

by mechicken69 November 11, 2009

Self-Invitee

The person at the party who heard, either through facebook (eg. events, reading wall-to-wall comments) or 'a friend' that the party was happening and decided that they should invite themselves even when they have no good business being there; ruining the night for everyone.

"err who invited that guy?"
"Oh, i guess he's a self-invitee"
"Wow what a douche"
Pete Sarich.

by UKnowWho@ur face February 12, 2009

Illiterate

To be a little bitch that cant read or write

The dumb illiterate girl that reads like a 1st grader is always called on

by Hollagurl September 16, 2013