Stabby Index

The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.

My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!

by Orangeblood97 March 24, 2011

ft index

Unit of torque used in any self respecting tinpot,shithole, backstreet car mechanics = fucking tight.

I say Kevin, how many Newton meters should I apply to the cylinder head bolts to achieve an even torque distribution on Mrs Smith's Ford?

For fucks sake Shane use the ft index innit.

by hairyframpton December 4, 2015

valve index

The valve index is a fantastically overpriced pc vr headset which is more fragile then glass

Guy 1: spare some change
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 2, 2022

Valve index

The valve index is a fantastically expensive pc vr headset that is more fragile then glass. This is definitely one of those headsets to get if you want to waste your money

Bro where did your money go?
Valve index
Oh that makes sense

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 2, 2022

Valve Index

a really expensive Virtual Reality headset that has finger tracking and is made by steam

Why is the valve index $1000 fucking dollars

by Fruit_Loop21258 June 5, 2022

Yes indeed

Yes, indeed. It is called Lothric, where the transitory lands of the Lords of Cinder converge. In venturing north, the pilgrims discover the truth of the old words: "The fire fades and the lords go without thrones." When the link of fire is threatened, the bell tolls, unearthing the old Lords of Cinder from their graves...Aldrich, Saint of the Deep... Farron's Undead Legion, the Abyss Watchers... And the reclusive lord of the Profaned Capital, Yhorm the Giant... Only, in truth... the Lords will abandon their thrones... And the Unkindled will rise. Nameless, accursed Undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is, that ash seek embers.

Guy1: what the opening of ds3 Guy2: yes indeed

by Darksouls3liker August 23, 2023

Idiot Index

If something has a substantially higher cost than the materials that went into it, it has a high idiot index, according to Elon Musk. High idiot index items are usually overly complicated to manufacture. This is a term he used internally at his companies, according to his biography written by Walter Isaacson.

"This rocket valve costs $50,000 despite it being made of $200 of steel and similar car parts costing $500. It has a very high idiot index."

by iKingRPG September 25, 2023