let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 15, 2017

insurance daddy

Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.

I'm stopping by your office so I can see the insurance daddy. chicken pot pie

by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018

Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct

Damn get some word insurance

by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017

death insurance

What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.

Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.

by QuacksO June 25, 2020

Barber’s insurance

When your haircut is soo fucked,

You are entitled to financial compensation. A haircut so bad, you need barber’s Insurance.

“Bro, Brad’s haircut was soo fucked, he need’s barber’s insurance”

by WhiskeyFour February 23, 2023

Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.

"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"

by Decardia March 22, 2023