just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.
A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)
by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010
Get the School -- waste of my lifemug. by SStereotypical February 8, 2022
Get the I hate my lifemug. 
To not be afraid to get, in a timely manner, before you become a pill-popping trainwreck,appropriate psychiatric help for issues like a personal drug habit
by Sexydimma February 9, 2021
Get the To save my lifemug. by Geekoply August 4, 2020
Get the Love of my lifemug. Used as an expression of happiness, accomplishment, laughter, etc. Basically any positive event/emotion.
For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"
For the negative effect, see "I hate my life"
Friend: ::tells joke that you find amusing::
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!
You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!
you: I LOVE MY LIFE!
You: I totally half-assed that essay and got an A, I love my life!
by Nick H February 3, 2004
Get the i love my lifemug. The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.
Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
Matt: No!
Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.
Matt: Dam that's a bummer.
by D1G1T_ October 5, 2009
Get the fuck my life buttonmug.