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Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.
When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!
by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019
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prep loss

“I always make extra bacon to adjust for prep loss”.
by Merchnhop February 26, 2021
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Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021
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delete loss porn

When you post your stock or margin losses on social media with a triumphant hashtag or saying, expecting (or in a panic trying to justify) how it will inevitably reverse and you'll be a gazzillionaire.
Hey, I bought 10 GME shares at $380 a share. I work at a grocery store and make $2,200 a month. I spent 6 weeks salary on the stock of a company the resells video games using brick and mortar retail in 2021. Luckily, I believe in delete loss porn. Without any evidence, and doing no actual research apart from reddit or Facebook, I think this $3800 investment will easily be worth $500,000 later this year 🤪🤪🤪
by Lolzster89 April 9, 2021
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Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.
Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.
by Finance guy October 9, 2012
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counter-loss prevention

Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.

The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.
"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."
by robotlegcommando December 18, 2012
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Generation Loss

A horror comedy show streamed live on Twitch and created by Ranboo.

It currently has one "season" (Generation 1), which had three episodes, each episode at least an hour long.

The main character is Ranboo themselves, as well as Sneegsnag and Slimecicle.

Sensitive viewers must be wary, as this show portrays fake gore, death, violence, and overall deep subjects. It could also cause derealization or depersonalization for some people.

It also contains swearing and sexual innuendos, so be careful around your parents.
Person #1: Have you watched Generation Loss yet?

Person #2: The thing by Ranboo? Yes! It was so good, and now I'm hyperfixated on it.

Person #1: Zoo wee mama!
by copia lover November 6, 2023
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