idiomuto

Guidelines or a plan that an individual forms to potentially better her or his self in spite of the immense stress that (s)he will experience.

You shouldn't hope to better yourself with simple New Year's resolutions. You really need to dedicate some time to create an idiomuto and preferably before or after the New Year's hype.

by adthor January 1, 2015

Idiosecond

The time it takes for the light to turn green and the idiot behind you to honk.

Red light.
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!

by Meghadeep September 2, 2016

Idiopocalypse

An apocalypse of idiotic proportions.

The idiopocalypse is upon us!

by Dudeacarr March 5, 2017

idiocity

1. noun. -- A collective population of idiots; who share so much in common among themselves be it the specific notion or behaviors that it's undeniable they are working as a single unit.

Ex. The internet group "Politics 123" is undeniably an idiocity.

2. Adjective. -- The specific notions or behaviors commonly displayed within an idiocity.

Ex. Thinking uggs are cute with yoga pants is the idiocity of the incomming freshman class, they're clueless.

The whole class of 1993 turned out to be an idiocity and I'm ashamed to have been a part of it.

by BakMei8874 December 10, 2016

Idiocrisy

A Combination of Idiot and Hypocrisy. Used when an Idiot feels superior to another Idiot.

"I'm an idiot? That's pure idiocrisy because you fell for it too."

by GhostGotBeats April 4, 2017

Idiopracy

noun \ id·i·oprah·cy \ ˈi-dē-ˈä-p(ə-)rə-sē

Society where elected leaders are chosen by the level of their celebrity, and the popularity of their brand, with disregard to any practical experience or history in public service.

MSM's obsession with Oprah Winfrey running for President is going to devolve the United States into a full idiopracy.

by Atom Attic January 9, 2018

idionk

1. A funny misspelling of the word idiot.
2. An invalid mech.

Person 1: I love bad movies!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Shut up, idionk!

by FLeXyo June 1, 2018