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Idiopracy 

noun \ id·i·oprah·cy \ ˈi-dē-ˈä-p(ə-)rə-sē

Society where elected leaders are chosen by the level of their celebrity, and the popularity of their brand, with disregard to any practical experience or history in public service.
MSM's obsession with Oprah Winfrey running for President is going to devolve the United States into a full idiopracy.
Idiopracy by Atom Attic January 9, 2018
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Idiocracy 

A movie that was originally a comedy, but became a documentary.
Since people don't have to pass an IQ test in order to reproduce, Idiocracy is humanity's inevitable future.
Idiocracy by commandercrook January 23, 2014

Idiocracy 

A society that values and rewards people based solely on a lack of intelligence. Societies that reward the resulting behaviors become dysfunctional, violent, and the rule of law becomes even more arbitrary.
To be quite frank, the United States is a prime example of idiocracy in action.
Idiocracy by strawberryturd December 14, 2012

Idiocracy 

"Hey have you seen that new Michael Moore documentary Idiocracy? Yea man, stupid is as stupid does."
Idiocracy by Big Diggity August 2, 2012

idiocracy 

A satirical film directed by Mike Judge released in 2006 starring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph in which <spoilers> Joe Bauers (Wilson), an Army librarian, is judged to be absolutely average in every regard, has no relatives, has no future, so he's chosen to be one of the two test subjects in a top-secret hibernation program. He and hooker Rita (Rudolph) were to awaken in one year, but things go wrong and they wake up instead in 2505. By this time, stupid people have outbred intelligent people; the world is (barely) run by morons--and Joe and Rita are the smartest people in America
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Idiocracy yet?
Guy #2: Go away, I'm batin'!
idiocracy by e.ogas May 19, 2007

Idiocracy 

1) A government that repeatedly makes bad decisions, resulting in worsening conditions for the country it runs. 2) A government run by an intellectually challenged leader. 3) A government full of cabinet members that couldn't find their asses with both hands and a flashlight. 4) A government consisting of people where if they were to pick their noses for a half hour, their heads would cave in.
I can't believe the idiocracy we elected to run our country.
Idiocracy by The Coop February 4, 2003

Idiocracy 

Idiocracy is democracy gone wrong through idiocy. It is the unfortunate situation where the vote of a person ignorant of even the most basic of facts surrounding an issue or candidate counts exactly as much as the vote of someone who is well-informed about the specific issue or candidate.
In an idiocracy the vote of someone who says for example, "I won't vote for Obama because I heard he is a known terrorist and doesn't like Italian food" counts as much as the vote of someone who makes an effort to find out exactly where the presidential candidates stand on various issues. It's democracy gone wrong through idiocy. Another example is "I won't vote for McCain because I heard he has Alzheimers and has already spent time in a nursing home."
Idiocracy by Clara Pienaar October 18, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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