IBS Alarm

When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.

Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*

Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.

Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.

Armin: That’s disgusting.

by hinokamikaguraa May 21, 2022

ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022

IB biology

An IB subject that will cause permanent brain damage to whoever decides to take it, it will destroy the brain cells left in your brain and make you feel like spare time doesn't exist.

Mark: hey how is your Bio IA going?
You: shut the fuck up Mark of corse i didn't even start it

Mark: but it's due tomorrow

You: eh who cares this is IB biology

by tha_boyzz December 17, 2022

Sct Ibs

A school in Horsens, which is famous for rich kids and asians. It recently became way more popular, because it's main building was burned down during a confirmation. The school has produced some notable celebrities, like Printerhans, Erik and Mikkel-Pickle.

Did you hear that Sct Ibs burned down?
Oh no! Did Mikkel get hurt?
He was not there.
Good, good.

by 69xx69 August 30, 2018

IB Face

When a student has charcoal on their face from cultural aesthetics class (art). This is because all IB students at Berkeley High School have to take this class which often involves the use of charcoal

Dude #1: "Yo did you try to holler at Julia afterschool"
Dude #2: "Naw man I had a bad case of IB face, I looked like a homeless man"

by Thizz212 November 11, 2007

IB internal assessment

Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.

A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.

by marco_uncletony September 23, 2014

ib hl math

The official Mental-Abuse-Towards-Humans that exists to destroy the souls of all living beings who dare venture into the world of IB HL Math.

Man, I'm doing IB HL Math this year
You ready for the mental abuse?
Maybe...

by IB-Theendoflife June 8, 2016