Hayden’s a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he’s never been laid. On weekends he likes to go to men’s volleyball games and watch the big brollic black men named requis block the ball. He is in a very happy relationship with a very stern faced man named Big Bad Blocking Brad. Hayden has a shark fetish, he likes to collect wooden sheep. Hayden takes pride in his 21 pilots poster collection and his best friend friend is a 5 pound bag of flour with a whole in it. Hayden has a pet ostrich named Carstairs, Hayden’s favourite food is pourage. Hayden was born in Portugal with an Asian mother named Theresa, and an Eastern Indian Papi named Curtis. Hayden takes pride in his 2014 Ford Flex, it’s the Weekender package he’s got space for Brad and their 3 kids. Hayden’s dream weekend getaway is to spend a weekend trapped in a double decker bus with Bill Nye, Tom Hanks and Big daddy Kevin. Hayden enjoys to do sycronized Yoga with Fabian.
by Blockingbrad17 January 14, 2018

Person A: I was at the Eastlake tryouts the other day and some Jewbot put an Iokepa Hughes on me.
Person B: What a dumbass cracker.
Person B: What a dumbass cracker.
by fag-o-tron 3000 November 20, 2009

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by Gdhsjaha May 5, 2019

The sexiest mf on earth. Featured in great movies like Maurice, Bridget Jones diary, notting hill and so many more. The king of chick flicks and romance comedies.
Someone #1: Hey, do you know Hugh grant?
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Someone #3: agreed, the movie Maurice is the best gay movie ever created.
Someone #2: yeah, he’s only the hottest mf on earth
Someone #3: agreed, the movie Maurice is the best gay movie ever created.
by Hughgrantl0v3r April 2, 2021

His Dad is a pilot, he knows how to fly a plane up a woman. Let's just say he got it from his Dad...
by Hugh Macmaster October 26, 2020
