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sexual houdini

When a slut wants to pretend that she isn't a whore by insisting she will only fuck a guy if they are in a relationship. The guy pretends that they are by displaying the signs of figurative shackles, after he is done with the bitch he dumps her. This demonstrates that the figurative shackles of their relationship once displayed were as bothersome to remove as real shackles were to the master escapologist Houdini.
3 mates chatting about a Slut

A: Man I really wanna fuck Agnes
D: Yer but dude she only fucks if its a relationship

T: Haha Don't even worry just pull a sexual Houdini
by Lt_Atilla May 22, 2016
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Sharpie Houdini

A thot that gets sharpies stuck in her vagina
Yo sharpie Houdini when is that sharpie going to reappear.
by Johnny fuck face November 25, 2017
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backdoor houdini

When your girl sits in the back seat and jerks you off while you drive
Canlin said hey Bro last night onmy way home my bitch gave me a backdoor houdini

Tent said nice bro

Jerking off while driving secretly
by Averagepennis December 11, 2018
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Holy Houdini

when you are doing your girl from behind, and you pull out--and spit on the girls back to make her think you got off, then when she turns around, you give a shot in the face.

not necessarily nice, so be careful who you choose to victimize with this move.
I was doing her from behind, and I figured it would be a great time to try a Holy Houdini
by loverofthepenis November 21, 2010
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backwards houdini

A Backwards Houdini is when you spit on a chicks back so she thinks you came, and then when she turns around and you explode in her face!
Did you hear? Pavo gave Danielson pink eye by pulling a backwards houdini on him.
by dDoctor April 12, 2010
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Houdini Surprise

Following 'doggy-style' sex, before climax the male spits on the girls back. When she turns around the male ejaculates all over her face. The male then throws his hands up in the air and screams "SURPRISE!"
Sean gave his girl the 'ol Houdini Surprise last night
by Flynn[VTX] November 29, 2003
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Houdini Rider

Although the main definition for Houdini is the rapid spit and coming technique, the other known one involves having anal sex, to then pull out and be quickly replaced by a partner. You then run in front of her, and start dancing, causing a magical sensation.
The Houdini Rider is a mixture between Riding the Bull, and Houdini, as your friend is then to hold on to her as long as possible. If the female is too drunk to even notice you magically appeared in front of her, you are to trigger this by screaming something out to make her pull out.
Hey (to friend), you want to try out the Houdini Rider on Jane tonight?
Hell yeah! I bet I can beat your 23 second record.
by qk December 28, 2007
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