disco herpes

Another name for glitter, because you can never get rid of it.

Bob: Were you at the strip club?
Dave: Why?
Bob: Because you are covered in disco herpes.

by rave chicken July 12, 2011

Heart Herpes

Romantic feelings you shouldn't have, for someone you shouldn't have them for, (usually a casual sex partner or friend.)
Catching heart herpes. herpes of the heart.

"I caught heart herpes for my friend with benefits."
"It's all fun and games til you catch heart herpes."

by NurseGraves April 29, 2019

Little herps

When a David Johnson is seperate for a long period of time, without regular double dutch ruddering each other they develop a facial herpes virus

Got a little herps because betts has been on course for a month

by Angrywashere August 31, 2016

Da herp

Having herpes

“Oh man he got da herp”

by Igotdaherp October 14, 2019

Lint Herpe

A singular herpe who likes to say the lame term (L dance) and goes to Dunkin’ Donuts a lot. Overall a good person but needs to drink less caffeine.

Person 1: Lint Herpe is one coolio dude
Person 2: ok boomer

by ItiswednesdaymydudesaaaaAAAHHH December 23, 2019

christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.

Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!

by dersuay November 12, 2013

Human herpes

1) A person who appears in your life; mainly dormant, but when they appear, they are annoying as fuck

2) Simply put, a pussy ass bitch who won't shut the fuck up

Friend 1: Fuck, Sheila is in my English class! I haven't seen her since sophomore year!
Friend 2: Literally she is human herpes.

by carsforkids February 16, 2017