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What you say to your friendly neighborhood drug dealer when buying 100 kilograms of cocaine for a steal of a price.
Hello! Nice prices, there.
Hello by Humanish September 30, 2020
who the hell are you to not know what hi means-_-
hi means hello a greeting in english
hello by burn chicken nugget .gov November 19, 2020
Hello is a nice word
Hello by SusHEHEHEHA December 7, 2020
A famous cereal based off of hell but in shapes of o's therefore Hell-o(Cereal may cause the melting of tongue, going to hell, becoming Satan but without powers, becoming a protagonist in a shitty Netflix movie, and DEATH).
Guy 1: Dude I love hellos they're so tasty!
Guy 2: Ikr

Guy 3: *Dies from eating hellos*
Guy 2 and 1: Hello, dude are you there?
Guy 3: *Cries in dead*
hello by Proper Definitions Not Fake December 19, 2020
The only word that people don't randomly sexualise on this shit dictionary
Mark: alright lets make a definition of hello but let's sexualise it somehow
Jack: no. Just dont.
Hello by THICC boi bob YT February 1, 2021
1. Your ex sisters mother's friend's dog walkers brothers toasters' way of greeting you.
2. A viscous term used to halt the continuity of your day, generally meant to spark a dreaded conversation.
(1) Hello, Horatio!
(2) I am perpetually disconcerted by this abominable phrase.
(1) Okay! See you around.
hello by shiraffe February 22, 2021