Definitions by shiraffe

pap

1. An affectionate and supportive pat type thing for your suffering friend.
2. A magical world in Narnia.
3. Your mother's maiden name.

'twas a sunny day in Malibu '92 when Tomathan looks over to Samanthothan and says, "Sam! You look so betifol... I want to pap you. Do I have consent?"

pap by shiraffe February 22, 2021

hello 

1. Your ex sisters mother's friend's dog walkers brothers toasters' way of greeting you.
2. A viscous term used to halt the continuity of your day, generally meant to spark a dreaded conversation.

(1) Hello, Horatio!
(2) I am perpetually disconcerted by this abominable phrase.
(1) Okay! See you around.

hello by shiraffe February 22, 2021