The Hayley effect

When a woman who is fat and dresses provactivley in a workplace predominatley filled with Men, she appears much better looking than she really is.

"The haley effect" allowes fat women to distory reality just enough to create the illusion of beauty

There was a secretary at my technology park who was easily a XXL girl ( aka cuddly) but always wore super high heels, nice make up and sexy corporate dresses to work. She was the only woman in a 4 floor office filled with male programmers.

Her actions, distorted reality - The guys suffered "The Hayley Effect"

Where a woman who is a 3/10 can over time distort reality ( also known as a temporal shift) to give the illusion of a 9/10 and date worthy.

by austech park August 29, 2013

hayley ogilve

Hayley Ogilvie- Shes a ugly ass bitch

Hayley; Damn, hayley ogilve nose so big i wanna throw a dart at it

by Bdkdhekldbd December 20, 2017

hayley and nick

A great couple, the cutest there can be. They are the other half to the other person. Great sex, but hayley is a screamer!

(Guy 1) "Dude, hayley and nick are so cute!"
(Guy 2) " Yea, but I could hear them going at it all last night bro!"

by acecard2772 October 11, 2016

hayley breasley

An amazing girl thats really supportive and amazing :) she always makes me smile

Hayley breasley is so nice!

by Attractivefl0w3r October 17, 2021

Hayley's house

A safe same sex whore house.

Hey are you guys going to Hayley's house after school?

by Hayley's house May 27, 2018

Hayley O’Donnell

The best in the world kind sweet and always there for her friends. Loves Mac Donalds and avocados, looks like Elsa all up such a sweetie

Hey are you singing an Elsa song your such a Hayley O’Donnell !

by Tim tams for lifer November 30, 2021

The Hayley Brazier

Hayley Brazier is the greatest of all time (GOAT), she is THE Hayley Brazier, the queen, the boss, Hamstring Hayley, elastic girl, the boss, 187,000,000/10, and anyone who she stands is super lucky

“Wow, is that The Hayley Brazier? She’s so fucking amazing, Sam is so so lucky to have her”

by Sn201180LVHB November 21, 2021