Shit Idiot Haven

A gathering place for people with a low IQ and personality disorders and/or addictions.

Trailer Parks are a shit idiot haven for drunks, potheads and total tools.

by $hIti0T July 3, 2014

mortal fuck haven

A description for a really good orgasm. Usually a man will shout this out during the orgasm.

“Oh yeahhhhh!!! Mortal Fuck Haven!!”

by Smoove1287 December 2, 2019

fair haven (vermont)

probably the lamest town around. filled with girls who think if you went out with someone then that means theyre legally yours forver and no one else can go out with them. which pisses the guys off becuase if your ex chick has a hott friend u cant hit it. pretty much known for weed drinking and all out partying. football teams are pretty good. soccer teams suck, basketballs not too bad but deffinatly not the best. all of the othersports no one cares about. theres some sluts. a lot of hicks rednecks, and then theres "d-bags" also known as dirt bags, most famous word in that town. if u wear sweatpants with your hair up for girls your "d-baggin it" people there stoop pretty low sometimes, bairly any girl from there actually goes for guys in that town. and the guys from there dont go for the girls there either. its a shitty town any way you look at it. its really small. they have a union highschool e=where like 5 other towns go to also. the closest mall is a half hour away and the only good store they have there is american eagle. fair haven is just an example of why vermont sucks

fair haven (vermont) person:"lets go to fair haven to get weed."
another person:"whats fair haven?"

by vermontsucksass January 23, 2009

New Haven doorbell

The act of getting the attention of some one inside a house by sitting in your car and honking the horn repeatedly rather than getting off your ass and ringing the bell or knocking. This method is particularly popular in New Haven CT when you are trying to sleep.

The neighbor's douchebag boyfriend woke me up with a New Haven doorbell again.

by The Duke of Hayhay April 28, 2014

New Haven Style

Burnt, like the crust on the famous pizza served in New Haven, CT. Typically used to justify serving something that you accidentally burnt.

Friend of cook: Hey bro, these biscuits are burnt!
Cook: Nah, man, they're just New Haven Style.

by mccurrdl January 16, 2014

dmb shn haven

The premiere source to locate and download rare, legal live recordings of dmb, or Dave Matthews Band. Not a "dark, damp pit" as other definitions of haven indicate.

It's not on AntsMarching.org? Let me go to the DMB SHN Haven; they're sure to have it.

by Daneger March 23, 2005

Lock Haven University

A college somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania where men are men and Women are too.

"Wow, Lock Haven University's women's teams always seam to win. They must all be dudes."

by Dan Short June 8, 2007