Karney-hatch

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.

I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.

by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020

Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 2, 2020

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight

I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch

by Jackparker November 2, 2017

bologna hatch

loose vagina

that girl had a silly bologna hatch

by la land down under August 18, 2012

slut hatch

The hatch in a taxi between the driver and passenger through which a woman can be placed for creative intercourse

“Put me through the slut hatch” - Rebecca More

by The_boot March 4, 2021