by black flag May 30, 2004
Lord of the Rings for kiddies and people with tiny attention spans who cannot stand to take the time to read and understand true works of literature. An inferior series about the escapades of the main character, Harry Potter, who bears a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead where his brain was extracted.
And in the news today, lynchings and riots have been reported across the nation as Harry Potter fanboys mobbed nearly every bookstore they could find, trying desperately to get a copy of the newest installment of the Harry Potter book series, entitled "Harry Potter and the House of Ho's".
by Stryker August 01, 2003
An orphaned boy with a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his right temple. After surviving the Killing Curse cast by Lord Voldemort, Harry was placed in the care of the Dursleys, his aunt, uncle, and cousin, who do not tell Harry about his magical abilities. On his eleventh birthday, Harry learns he's a wizard and is sent to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the greatest magical school in Britain. There, he meets Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, as well as a host of other characters, and begins his life's journey.
Harry Potter, the series, was written by JK Rowling. Though many people say the plot is unoriginal, JK's story of Harry is well-written, and not as one-dimensional as many people express it to be.
Harry Potter, or abbreviated as HP, was almost ruined by the cast of directors who decided to make the highly succcessful books a movie series. Not only stripping the movies of all the good parts, messing up the dialogue, and having flat, unconvincing actors, the movie-makers seem to have made the movies only for the profit that the millions of avid HP fans would give them. Needless to say, the movies were a complete letdown.
Harry Potter, the series, was written by JK Rowling. Though many people say the plot is unoriginal, JK's story of Harry is well-written, and not as one-dimensional as many people express it to be.
Harry Potter, or abbreviated as HP, was almost ruined by the cast of directors who decided to make the highly succcessful books a movie series. Not only stripping the movies of all the good parts, messing up the dialogue, and having flat, unconvincing actors, the movie-makers seem to have made the movies only for the profit that the millions of avid HP fans would give them. Needless to say, the movies were a complete letdown.
Idiot Fangirl: OmG lYK DaN iShh sOOOOOOOO HaWWWttt!!!!!111111oneoneone... I LoVEEEE HARy Pott3R!!!!!!
Hater: like god harry potter sucks, anyone who likes it is sooo stupid.
Me: *bangs head* for God's sake, if you hate it so much, don't see or read it. If you love Daniel Radcliffe, go make a fansite or something. Leave the hardcore book fans alone. x_X;
Hater: like god harry potter sucks, anyone who likes it is sooo stupid.
Me: *bangs head* for God's sake, if you hate it so much, don't see or read it. If you love Daniel Radcliffe, go make a fansite or something. Leave the hardcore book fans alone. x_X;
by kawaii_kai002 May 20, 2005
"This is my third night in a row camping out in front of the Barnes and Noble for the sixth Harry Potter book with my little sister and somebody just drove by shouting 'Snape Kills Dumbledore."
by Going to get yelled at for this February 20, 2007
The main character in the Harry Potter book series written by J.K. Rowling. He attends Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in six of the seven books.
Harry Potter Book Series:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter Book Series:
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's/Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by ClaireClaireClaire March 10, 2008
That dude who get's all the attention for defeating Voldemort. Voldemort actually died from syphilis and his Horcruxes were destroyed by it as well because he wouldn't stop fucking them. Then Harry Potter jumped on the bandwagon and made up some elaborate story about prophecies and crazy homosexual professors because he was an attention-seeking and mentally unstable teenager suffering from serious angst. He then paid a homeless woman named JK Rowling to write his bullshit and help him invent more bullshit, so they both ended up extremely rich and famous. He has three illegitimate children; Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. The fact that they all starred in the blockbusting biopic of their father's fake life is just a coincidence.
There's that Harry Potter guy!
Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital?
No the guy who defeated Voldemort!
Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-
Oh you mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital?
No the guy who defeated Voldemort!
Oh, so you do mean the mentally unstable one from the hospital... -.-
by thatdude33 November 02, 2010
An English set of books.
It's really quite annoying when the Americans call the first book in the series The Sorcerer's Stone.
It's the Philosopher's Stone, ffs.
Christ, do you need to dumb it down that much for them?
It's really quite annoying when the Americans call the first book in the series The Sorcerer's Stone.
It's the Philosopher's Stone, ffs.
Christ, do you need to dumb it down that much for them?
Someone American: "Hey, have you read The Sorcerer's Stone with that Harry Potter kid in it?"
Anyone ENGLISH: "Oh, you mean The Philosopher's Stone? FU!"
Anyone ENGLISH: "Oh, you mean The Philosopher's Stone? FU!"
by hmmmrighttt May 12, 2010