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HEARTBREAKOLYPSE

The catastrophic and painful end to a beautiful and nurturing relationship between gay and straight couples
HE SUFFERED A **HEARTBREAKOLYPSE** THAT HE WILL FIND IT EXTREMELY HARD TO RECOVER FROM
by Umbilicus December 3, 2022
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HEARTBREAKOLYPSE

THE CONDITION THAT DUMPED MEN AND WOMEN HAVE WHICH WAS CAUSED BY THEIR EXS' BREAKING UP WITH THEM. THIS CONDITION WILL LAST FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SADNESS, LONELINESS, ETC AND AFFECTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
JOHN DOE IS GOING THRU A **SEVERE HEARTBREAKOLYPSE!!**
by Umbilicus December 10, 2022
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heartbreak

feeling physically hurt, like someone has just punched you in the stomach, every time you think about them. laying on your floor, crawled up in a ball, unable to move because the pain is too much.
heartbreak is a feeling i wouldn't wish on my enemy
by karru December 12, 2022
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Heartbreaker

A beautiful person people will get attached to, but they are in some way, unavailable. They might want close relationship but rather have attention. This leads person to fall hard for then then they back away. This might be because of some kind of commitment issues. They are are independent in some way and don't want to need anyone.They can usually do this without having sex with anyone. They are just a tease.
Girl: how is he madly in love with her? Is been a month and they never even kissed?
Friend: well she is just a heartbreaker and she will probably end it soon.
by Outoftheblueim March 31, 2023
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Hardbrain

To write something of any length or difficulty but only using one’s mind. No AI.

putting down the chat gpt. consuming too much caffeine and nicotine to write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engaging with academia in the way god intended. Hardbraining.
Why are you hardbraining right now, nerd? Just use chat gpt like the rest of us!

Stop hardbraining dude, we gotta go pregame. Just use ai and finish your assignment.

I just hardbrained an email and I don’t even know if it made sense. I never write anything myself anymore.
by Bl0ndie10cks July 17, 2024
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Hailbreak

Similar to jail breaking an electronic. Specifically a gaming console.
“Hey Tim I wanna hailbreak my ps5”
Type shit me too
by Neyomsm55 July 27, 2024
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Heartbreak Syndrome

When one experiences a heartbeat so intense or so bad that I can cause your heart to malfunction.

It can also cause a muscle in your heart to tear causing weaker pulse
John: Steve broke up with Jessica recently, it really really hurt him. He was hospitalised because of it.

Alex: Really?

John: Yeah, the nurses told me it was called Heartbreak Syndrome
by rbrtsnky February 3, 2024
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