hate handles

obliques, since nobody loves "love" handles.

Water? That'll go straight to your hate handles!

by dom8 July 7, 2010

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

Bro Handle

A sexual encounter between two men, who are bros, either by blood or by fist bump; kind of like an Eiffel tower.....Only gayer

Bro 1: Dude I was so drunk last night I got into a bro handle.
Bro 2: Thats fucked up

"Bro, we were so lasted last night....did we get into a Bro Handle??"

by Strehlowlikesguys February 4, 2010

cup handle

The deviant act of inserting your penis into your arsehole, creating the cup handle effect.
A tricky and dangerous procedure often performed by gaspers with extremely long peckers.

Spook: They found a dead pervert hanging in a wardrobe today, he had a cup handle.
Dave: That's incredible! can it be true ..or not

by bright ideas champion July 17, 2015

Trump Handle

A slang term for a vagina

Not a great person but did you see her Trump Handle?

by robwayne11 November 13, 2016

Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005