British Handjob

When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.

Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob

by LOLSUX January 19, 2010

German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.

"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.

by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022

Boost Handjob

A handjob, but with boost.

Adam: I received a boost handjob last night.
Pete: Sweet.

by dan444448 November 8, 2016

Farm Handjob

It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame

Hey you want a farm handjob?

… I’m busy with getting a handjob from a farmer.

by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022

fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.

Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.

by woofbro February 9, 2014

catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch

Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!

by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018

handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez January 25, 2016