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Hungarian handjob 

Simultaneously jerking someone off while repeatedly throat punching them.
Miles mind was blown last night when I gave him a Hungarian handjob. I wish I had known that "megadom magam" meant "I surrender" though. We could have avoided some awkward moments in the ER.

accidental handjob 

when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.
"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."

Canadian handjob 

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

Steel handjob 

When you get a handjob from a married woman wearing her wedding ring.
I got a steel handjob from my buddies mom at the bar last night.
Steel handjob by Canadiantetons February 17, 2019

Phantom Handjob 

When a man or woman’s lays on arm or hand to make numb then proceeds to perform handjob on self or partner
Dam my arms numb guess I’ll give myself that phantom handjob
Phantom Handjob by ThePhantom89 January 12, 2021

Redneck Handjob 

A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger
Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..