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Tinder hygiene

conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.
Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?

A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene
by gato100pelo June 10, 2022
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jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.
I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue
by Green tea22 July 7, 2022
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dental hygienist

that hot chick you visit twice a year to shove instruments in your mouth and give you a free toothbrush. she knows damn well you don't "floss twice a day".
my dental hygienist says I definitely don't floss every day...how does she know?!
by Crystiene B. November 17, 2022
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Mr Hygiene

'damn Mr Hygiene gave me covid agian' 'yeah I had that darn Mr Hygiene'
by Ethan Blake December 25, 2022
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Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
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anal hygienist

An individual trying to pretend to have a PHD and specializes treating ATM infections
Dr. N. Pedro Machado, just because I told you I have a sore throat infection, doesn’t make you an anal hygienist practitioner, does it?
by Jack Waxman April 11, 2024
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toeral hygiene

The proper cleaning of feet, particularly between the toes for good health and photographic beauty.
Only Fans patrons tend to pay more for content creators that practice good toeral hygiene.
by The Ember Enthusiast March 19, 2026
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