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Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.
If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?
by QuacksO May 2, 2021
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Hooter Hound

Ex.1 Oh damn! There my dog goes again, sniffing my weed. He’s a hooter hound

Ex. 2 Dude my dog just ate my weed, fuckin hooter hound.
by fish777 September 7, 2025
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Vegan Hooters

Alternative name for TownHall, a two location Ohio "health" food restaurant which serves sides of crack cocaine and a dessert of sexual harassment.
Vegan Hooters or Nowhere for Monday Vegan Night, served with a side of crack and a roofied beer!
by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025
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Hooterator

I seen my neighbor load his hooterator and then he smoked it. He hooterated.
by Hooterator December 30, 2025
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Hooterator

Inscence burner. Tool to smoke out of.
Tommy can't sleep, he's been hittin the hooterator
by Hooterator January 6, 2026
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Hooters

A contraction of Who and Orders.
Hooters the pizza for these events? I don’t like chicken and I’d rather have venison from deer camp on mine.
by SURVYR March 22, 2025
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Dairy Hooters

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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