Where you can find a drunken mid-forties man with a cutoff T-shirt and a sad-excuse-for-a Steve Perry haircut at the Applebee’s bar on any given night. Typically calling the bartender “sweetie” after roughly two beers.
If you hear someone say, “There’s a dress that’ll wake you up!”, while watching figure skating, they’re probably from Hays, Kansas.
by Jarm33 February 9, 2018
Get the Hays, Kansasmug. 1. Thinks he white.
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
2. Shorter than his younger brother.
3. Looks like a mushroom.
4. Straight brim man.
5. DISCLAIMER: DON'T TRUST.
6. Luckily, he WON'T steal your girl.
7. He likes to read.
8. Thinks he is a soccer player but booiiiii yeah right.
9. Looks like a nice piece of corn.
10. He's monotone and makes you wish he'd shut up.
11. Loves "competition"
12. Thinks he's smart but goes to that ONE college.
13. He will probably die alone (or with a mannequin)
Me: Hey so this one guy asked me out.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
Friend: Oh who???
Me: Christan Hay.
Friend: Oh no. Girl avoid it that boy's a mess.
Christian Hay is a piece of burnt broccoli.
by Lyerrrrr July 4, 2018
Get the Christian Haymug. My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.
by PumpkinGuts91 February 8, 2023
Get the spicy haymug. - Did you do your homework yesterday?
- Hai vais.
- In what sense can we say that the primary socialization is essential to the internalization of the cultural norms and values in the society we live in?
- Hai vais.
- Hai vais.
- In what sense can we say that the primary socialization is essential to the internalization of the cultural norms and values in the society we live in?
- Hai vais.
by CatoZahlPedersen February 26, 2011
Get the Hai vaismug. having sexual intercourse in the haysack
by indian noob November 17, 2019
Get the yeehaw in the haymug. Neve Hay, is a word used to describe a person of the highest level of dole. She can often be found on the street collecting scraps outside of Gary’s Daymart store.
by YuhBxn October 19, 2020
Get the Neve Haymug. Cross breed of Orcs and Goblin Men, many make the mistake of saying orcs and elves, but Orcs were originally mutated elves.
by thats 4 me 2 kno January 20, 2005
Get the uruk-haimug.