Guitar hero-itis

The pain that gets shot into your wrist or hand after playing any of the three guitar hero games for too long.

"Dude, why is your wrist in a cast?"
"I played Guitar Hero 3 for 5 hours non-stop and got Guitar hero-itis"

by Wally Furrer November 16, 2007

guitargasm

The look of sheer ecstacy on one's face while playing a guitar solo - usually triggered by a long, sustained note or bend. Looks very similar to the person's o face.

"Dude, check out Miles. He's having a guitargasm."

"I was playing a JEM through a Peavey JSX the other day. I almost had a guitargasm on the spot - didn't even have to take me out to dinner."

by emodot December 11, 2005

Bass Guitar

Possibly the most important instrument in a band. It is the glue that connects the rhythm of the song. It usually guides the whole song and is the base of the song. Without the bass, the whole song would fall apart and sound horrifyingly flat and thin.

Despite the guitar being the melody and most visible part of a song, the bass guitar is by far the most important part of a song.

by Chris The Fisherman January 18, 2011

guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

by me December 23, 2004

guitarist

a guitarist is someone you plays guitar decently, or at least wants to become decent. in my eyes, you're not a "true" guitarist if you only learned the instrument to score hot chicks, but know only 2 Blink 182 songs. you must be motivated and passionate.

(for those who said guitarists are arrogant)
who's arrogant? they're rich, they're good at what they do. obviously they're proud of themselves. some are assholes yes, but some aren't. people who dont play guitar can be arrogant to...

1. "Yeah man i just learned the chorus to "I miss you" so i can bone Melissa."
"Yeah .. you're like.. such a good guitarist man..."

2. "Hey man, i really want to get a band together so i can get my music out there and hope that people will enjoy my music and can relate to it."

by letsBeFake&diee May 22, 2007

guitar hero tripping

When objects continue to move upwards after playing "Guitar Hero" for elongated periods of time.

It's like when your eyes have sea legs.

"HOLY FUCK! Africe is melding into itself!"
"hey aaafrica"
"You must be guitar hero tripping!"

by Jessie Leigh November 15, 2007

Guitar Queero

Somebody that is overly obsessed with guitar hero. They also think that scoring big point on TTFATF (Through the fire and the flames) will actually make them cool and get them somewhere in life.

Person 1: Hey i got 700K in TTFATF
Person 2: Shut up you Guitar Queero

by KSI Ryder 7 January 12, 2009