Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.

That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.

by swt581962 June 1, 2014

Granny gunt

Granny gunt is slang for a fatty area below the belly button and above the pubic area of a grandma often as a result of weight gain.

I just can't help but shutter when I think of a granny gunt, it's so arousing.

by Ripabilly July 2, 2022

Granny Gangsta

An old aged woman who wears chains, her hats backwards, can rap, is able to walk/bounce, enjoys goings to clubs, and is a true thug in several gangs.

Xavier Rex: Shit man, look at that granny gangsta rap! She's got some beats. BEAST.
Granny Gangsta: Well I'm an old granny gangsta, and I'm here to say, I'm a wack rocker jockey so get outta my way!
Crowd: OH SHIT!

by Grandpa Gangsta July 8, 2009

Granny Judy

Very ancient human being. Most typically survives off of Salem ciggaretts, instant coffee, and Armor potted meat. Can be found weaing pants with elastic waist bands, Depends, and "to tight" button up shirts. Flip flops have been found to be the most consistnet form of clothing. Most notable characteristic is a constant nagging that flows freely from the oral cavity, and constant rumbling that flows even moe freely from the anal cavity.

The woman sitting on the couch on the other side of the room is Granny Judy.

by Betsy&Bertha June 28, 2009

Granny’s Attic

Aggressive oral sex with an older woman when she’s taken out her dentures.

I’m gonna give Mrs. Moschowitz a Granny’s Attic for her 85th birthday.

by Bad Grandpa June 13, 2021

Granny Handing

When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.

“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl”

by BearWithGun September 9, 2019

Granny Muff

The bloated looking pouch just below the stomach/beltline, a result of having kids usually found on elderly women.

I know shes past menopause... it must be granny muff making her look bloated and pregnant.

by Wig Pusha May 16, 2013