slut; hooker; dirty bar-fly bird; the town bicycle; chicks that arm wrestle; a promiscous woman with visible scars
Chocked full of remorse, I have staggered and stumbled into yet another resentful Sunday morning - broke, hungover and ashamed of my religious awakening in the arms of Bonnie, the local "sure-thing" gravel-gopher girl.
by The Madman July 2, 2004
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by Ezascanbe July 29, 2005
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I figured since it was February, I would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. Thankfully she isn't pregnant.
by Savory Johnson January 2, 2009
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