Sorry about your goldfish.

Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.

Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?

by Sorry about your goldfish. February 17, 2021

Eating Goldfish from the Box

When a Twitch streamer (or other entertaining host) shows cleavage (or fan-service) while eating any kind of food.

"I have to leave now," commented a chat member, "Amy Whatserface is Eating Goldfish from the Box".

by JJBullfrog October 20, 2021

goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch

"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."

by Gold fish ass tuna-faced bitch January 5, 2015

Teaching his goldfish how to whistle

Another nice way to say masturbation without being so obvious.

"Where's (insert any name here) at?"

"He's in the backyard teaching his goldfish how to whistle."

by Alert The Press! May 14, 2006

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish

Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish

by ARCAD3 November 30, 2017

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

by applealex October 4, 2009

the snack who smiles back goldfish

It is a realy stupid thing that will make you want to die

the snack who smiles back goldfish

by mobymax December 16, 2017