Goacher

A person who is always around, "mooching" things from others and never has anything to give in return.

Goacher: "Bro, let me hit that jay."
Guy w/ jay: Get out of here you goacher!"

by Sladdon September 23, 2012

gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

goocherific

a bi-sexual female that is at the time in a relationship with both a asshole guy and a cuntish girl.

Sarah: " Did you know that Stacey is dating both that asshole Andrew AAAANNNND that cunt Rebecca?"

Chris: " Yeah that girl is goocherific... "

Sarah: " I know bro... I know "

by The Hoaginator's Dog April 29, 2014

gooche boy

When one of the male gender enjoyes licking the gooche of another person

I heard Matt is a gooche boy.

by Youngmetro35 May 26, 2016

gocher

A woman with a face shaped like a ball sack. Her neck is long, therefore she looks like a gouch (skin between anus and scrotum). She has the voice of a 10 year old boy going through puberty. She smells like olive oil with webbed toes and jondice. Her dick is longer than her shitzu's and she enjoys funneling peanut shells into her ass.

Look at that gocher. Her dick is shaped like a fish. I smell sandpaper and whiskey.

by Dogdick69 April 20, 2017

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

Giched

To be fucked in the ass male or female

That dude got Giched in prison

by Handy Crank June 10, 2017