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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020
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Gilbert

A man with unreasonably sexy knees
I was sitting beside Gilbert yesterday and I couldn’t take my eyes off his knees.
by Gibby575 February 24, 2021
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Gilbertted

When you do something silly, often in a work setting, and as a result, you get called a fool with the use of a Gilbert Gottfried GIF.
Bob: I accidentally deleted a VM and as a result, I got Gilbertted.
by stevecro May 19, 2025
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gilbert and nadine

The true pair. Gilbert and Nadine have been through a lot but they are so amazing as a couple. They truly are meant to be. Their relationship is definite to last forever plus so much more. They’re the dream everyone tries to be but will always fail. They’re also perfect and good looking for one another. They have the best relationship and the best feelings are whenever they’re together. The one true pair.
Gilbert and Nadine are a OTP!!

Gilbert and Nadine look so good together! I wish I could be like them
by cheetomonster3 August 23, 2023
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Gilbert

Gilbert is the 60 something year old Southwestern man in a white cowboy hat driving an older model white Ford pick-up truck cruising just below the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate highway listening to Carl Perkins with a 2 mile train of cars fighting and josltling for position in a rage of fury behind him. Gilbert Tafoya or Gilbert Montoya is his full name and he's headed back to the ranch after paying his utility bills in person writing a check at the teller window just like he's done for the past 45 years.
Hello, my name is Gilbert Montoya and I'm a Latino left lane lollygagger.
by ralphlaguna September 7, 2023
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Logan Gilbert Fan Club

Best Mariners fan on twitter.

Can troll but is cool.
Fake pessimist

twink ah mff
"Logan Gilbert Fan Club sent me hole in dms."
by tradejohnwalltruther4 August 3, 2025
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gilbert

person 1: Have you heard of Gilbert?
person 2: Run as far as you can and never look back.
by smalld!ckbigdreams November 27, 2023
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