If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

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Get fucked muddy

When someone is fucked in the ass until they shit all over your dick. More often used as a colorful way to say "fuck you"

I can't believe you cut me off!!! Get fucked muddy!

by Zygotes Zygoats Zygote's August 26, 2025

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Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition(s):
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with their food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”

Sentence usage: “Is that your… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

by @_agapewellness December 11, 2024

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