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A George is a guy with an unusually tiny, tiny penis and extremely uneven balls. The size of his penis is so abnormal, all signs point to an extremely serious medical issue. DO NOT, under any circumstances, confuse how big of a dick he is with the size of his actual dick. They are complete opposites. George is known to be a hoe with perfect hair and eyebrows and very crooked teeth and he sometimes smells like onions . He needs braces ASAP but for some reason he hasn't gotten them yet. His teeth make him look like a possible future child molester. He may also have tendencies to lie, play people and get his head stuck in his ass like it's some kind of hat, which is originally not the ass's purpose.
That George sure does where his ass like a hat, I think it's a little too small because it seems to be cutting off all circulation to his brain.
by FoxyMama227 April 26, 2017
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A fat Selfish, stingy, rude, asshole that tends to break a lot of shit and then blame it on others
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A person with a very huge head. His head is like a walnut you cant crack it open
Maya:hey who is george

Eva:The guy with that huge head
Steven: Hi george its Steven T
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A man who is an absolute simp and would do anything for a woman's attention
Did you see George over there? He's been simping for this girl named Alinity all of a sudden
by SlappyGranPappy April 16, 2020
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George is an ugly man, usually born in the 1600's and super old. Tends to be rude and obnoxious to everyone around him at all times.
George is gross.
by nikeboiganglol March 28, 2019
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A fucking annoying prick who stares at people and is the most hated fucking cunt in the whole fucking world
george is a fucking prick
by Merdaturda44 May 10, 2018
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George is a great person who is strong,active & can be annoying.George can be harmful to you but he still loves you in your own way and always will.DO NOT BE ANNOYING TO GEORGE OR HE WILL SLAP!!! George is protective at all times his 1 dream is to be a police officer and he believes it it will happen.George is a loving person with great personality and loves avacado on his toast with oil.
George is an amazing person with a loving family :)
by FIZHHHHHHHHH November 18, 2019
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