Garrett

A stupid ass hat who gives birth to chicken nuggets because reasons.
Garrett’s tend to be ugly and dirty minded. They say things like “well you suck on your grandmas anal beads” because he’s a perv.
He calls people devil woman and says random things are hot. Everyone thinks he’s gay even though he’s not, he just really likes Tommy Wiseau and Tim Curry.

Garrett’s have really loud laughs that sometimes sound like farts.

“That dude is weird af”
“Probs a Garrett”

“Stop it devil woman”
“Don’t be a Garrett”

by Lord awesomeness November 29, 2018

Garrett

They come off extremely shy at first but are always willing to help you even if you’ve never talked before. They slowly shed off their shyness and you see the person that you dreamed of encountering and you’ll notice yourself falling in love with them with each and every time you see/talk to them and it’ll dawn on you that they’re the confirmation of the guy you’ve dreamed of having and what you originally thought wasn’t real is and even better yet, you are lucky enough to call them yours

Girl one: “he’s so sweet,cute,smart, and funny”
Girl two: “He must be a Garrett”

by Cyndomega May 29, 2018

Garrett

Power Bottom

You're such a Garrett

by Ace Jaeger December 30, 2019

Pull-a-Garrett

To cut and colour one's hair in an unusually bad fashion.

Nice bleach job, Darlene...pulling a Garrett are we?

by lostc February 7, 2005

Garrett

A guy with too many guns and not enough peen

Man that Garrett has tiny peen but lots of gun.

by lilBEEF6969 April 13, 2019

garrote

v. to choke an advesary by wrapping your or another's cock around their neck.

"Bitch! Don't Make me find a 9 inch cock to garotte you with!"

by wickerman August 16, 2004

Garrett

Garrett is a gay man who loves to have buttsex. He will never pass up a chance to get fucked. He loves making people “get big” 😉

Man did you see Garrett with Cole last night, they were going at it

by Bigdickmaggieg February 18, 2019