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coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.
Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.
by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008
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Grades

How people in the world judge you.
They're usually based on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being the best, or f - A+, with A+ being he best.
You get these grades in school, such as on a test or as an average for the class. if you get a bad grade on a test, it hurts your average grade for that class and lowers your self-esteem. Your parents will also get angry at you and won't stop talking about until your average in that class goes up to an "acceptable" grade by their standards.
Person 1: I have a horrible grade in ILA class.
Person 2: What do you have in that class?
Person 1: a D+
Person 2: WTF!!?! YOU ARE GOING TO END UP AS SOME HOMELESS GUY BEGGING FOR CASH FROM THE SMART KIDS IN YOUR GRADE! YOU BETTER GET THOSE GRADES UP!
by Nobody here March 15, 2015
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graveyard shift

to work overnight, to work at midnight ending at sunrise.
i worked graveyard shift at fedex for 2 years
by skaterjack October 5, 2006
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Graeson

Graeson is a perfect portrait of balance and proportionality. He is never not stylish, elegant, and graceful; these traits are inherent within him. He thrives on raw passion, and never engages in any activity he is not passionate about. Expect this passion to shine through via intense lovemaking sessions.

One of the most salient and alluring traits that Graeson possesses is his intelligence. Sharp and versatile, he is able to flex his mind to accommodate for any situation without a moment's hesitation. Because of this amazing ability, Graeson is usually able to handle himself in any situation and excel quickly in professional and competitive arenas. He sees everything in life as a learning opportunity, and as such, he will keep growing wiser, so long as he continues to explore new places, activities, and people. His accumulated wisdom is vast and deep, and guides him easily through life, something that others sometimes mistake for sheer luck.

Once you get to know Graeson, you will never forget him. Unforgettable friend, lover, partner... He makes a lasting impact on everyone he meets. Even if your encounter is brief, he will shine his warm light on you and you can't help but smile from the depths of your heart.

Treat him well, and you will benefit tenfold from your friendship with Graeson. Never forget who he is. A man like this only comes around once in a lifetime, and only if you are lucky.
B: Is he really all that?

M: He's everything and more. He's Graeson!
by Orange Smiley February 19, 2013
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Bloodmouse Mass-Grave

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.
One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...
by Poppa Boogaloo January 8, 2012
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Gravel for your duck

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.
"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"
by old man dan March 1, 2008
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Grave Slobbing

Instead of taking stuff away from a grave (grave robbing) you are adding to the grave site.

Usually taking the form of revenge; by having lunch sat on their grave, tossing all the empty beer cans, wrappers, and crumbs over it. Then lighting up a few smokes flicking the ash about and grinding the butt into the headstone.

To finish you can then urinate and/or take a dump on the grave, using the flowers or cards to wipe with.
Steve 'Hey dude do you feel bad you will never get your revenge on Mike for bullying you?'.

John 'Naw I spent my lunch grave slobbing his plot , so it's all good now'.
by sherav October 20, 2012
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