10X-grandfather

Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

My 10X-grandfather is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Grandfather Clock

The grandfather clock is performed while suspended in the air, generally with the help of 2 others. It is when you are hovering above a sleeping persons face with your dick and/or balls hanging directly over their face, waking them with either a slap or a loud noise (preferably similar to a grandfather clock striking the hour).

Dude, Robb ba ba brain'd me, so I'm gonna get him back tonight with a grandfather clock.

by Azzypoo September 16, 2011

grandfather of rap

The term used to describe rapper Eminem when his daughter births his grandchild.

Well it's official. Eminem is the grandfather of rap.

by Steve dAfem. March 11, 2016

Grandfather Clock

When you are down to your “reserve” pair underwear or boxer shorts that have a hole in the bottom exposing your dick hanging down simulation a working grandfather clock.

When I was wearing my old boxer shorts I walked out in front of my girlfriend and she said nice grandfather clock.

by Wap90 January 11, 2018

grandfathered

When a female is arranging a hook up with male 1 and, after the arrangement, she enters into a relationship with male 2, then male 1 is grandfathered into her pussy. Meaning, she can have sex with male 1 and it doesn’t count as cheating on male 2 because the arrangement was before she entered into a relationship with male 2. Male 1 was grandfathered into her pussy.

John and I are now exclusive, but I’m still meeting Sam this weekend because he was grandfathered months before John came around.

by Irol J March 9, 2018

grandfather blunt

a blunt that is reserved for special occasions. first you empty the tobacco out of the cigar without breaking it, then you stuff all the weed that you can into the unbroken cigar paper(usually a quarter ounce will do) by pressing it in with some object like a pen, etc. and finally you smoke it.

mike: yo, it only took me six years but i'm gonna finally graduate from high school.
shoal: oh snap! let's go smoke a grandfather blunt.

by g-ring April 3, 2007

grandmothers string

grandmothers string is a magical invisible string that gives you the uncanny ability to randomly develop skills that give you the capability to skateboard, no sorry ROCKboard down the sides of waterfalls and jagged rocks, it also helps ytou find your way to a singing boy, baracaded in a cave inside of goblinland

do not worry for i have grandmothers string....are you comming?

by OMG YAY May 4, 2008