A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.
There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.
by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023
Get the Gooch grabbermug. The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.
Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.
by NoYouDidNOT September 25, 2010
Get the Groom grabbermug. Eugene: "we're 55% of the way from huston to Washington, up until now we've had an armored military vehicle for transport and we lost 8 people."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
"They're gone."
"I can't imagine we'd have better luck with that grocery grabber we picked up."
by coubatis May 27, 2018
Get the grocery grabbermug. When a person, typically a girl, has toes that are longer than her open toe shoes or sandals. The toes appear to be grabbing at the turf when she walks due to her shoes being too small or ill fitting.
Dude #1: "Hey bro, look at that girl she is smokin' hot!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
Dude #2: "Yeah she is, too bad she has Turf Grabbers. Look at how long her toes are!"
by Keppppp November 10, 2010
Get the Turf Grabbersmug. by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023
Get the jersey grabbermug. by Whehcjjajfndne October 31, 2017
Get the Wooden lettus grabbermug. I just grab her by the pussy, I can't help it. And when you're famous, you can do anything you want. A pussy grabber needs love too!
by Crime&Punishment64 May 30, 2020
Get the Pussy Grabbermug.