Glitch

*An error or problem in a system that causes both minor or major interruptions of service. The term 'glitch' here means that the analyst does not yet know the problem.

* the analyst cannot find the problem.

(1) definition derived from this paraphrased comment, posted shortly.

There's a glitch in my tax software.

by RealPolitix with Olivia LaRosa May 11, 2023

Glitch McConnel

A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!

Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!

by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023

Glitch

commonly amongst new york rappers in 2023 glitch is to shoot at someone

brodie saw em so he had to glitch

by Osls September 18, 2023

Cashapp glitch

when you thought chou get infinite money until a few days late you get a negative number of billions.

P1: Yo man try the Cashapp glitch!
P2: Okay i’ll try it!

*days later*

P1: Yo man i bought a mansion, a lambo and 20 private jets!
P2: Yo me too!

*cashappglitch fixed a few days later*

both of their balance is at -992.124.833.134$

by funny guy that plays 2hu September 20, 2023

Glitch

This word means a function-not* in a device, especially in a computer.

*= Look up this word to find what it means.

My PC has a glitch!

by the_knowitall October 7, 2023

GLITCH/danila

i have no idea if you use urban dictionary but hi!
i love you

-saturn

GLITCH/danila is amazing i love him

by saturn is die November 21, 2021

Glitch

A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".

Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."

by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020