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Frost Heaves

A woman's breasts that are nipping out; a woman's cold tits.
Man, did you see Rachel's frost heaves today, it looked like she was smuggling two baby carrots.
by Ninja Dancer March 18, 2009
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Froste

a crack head who may or may not be an autistic downy. You'll usually see clips on him floating around twitter laughing and clapping like an utter retard which further proves my case that he most likely is autistic. Hes also part of the most cancerous community on the gaming platform called "The Mob". You'll usually see them spamming LMFAOOOOOO to everything this idiot Froste does when he in fact is the most unfunniest corn ball on the platform alone.
Kyle: Did you see that funny clip of Froste?

Josh: You mean that kid who clearly has autism? i don't laugh at disabled people."
by Gary5569 March 1, 2020
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Dick Frost

When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.
Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
by Dike Mink March 31, 2008
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Frost Shock

A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:

- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.

During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.
"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."

"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"
by HLY_SHFT June 17, 2009
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Frost shock

1. A spell that deals a little over 500 frost damage and slows the target to 50% normal speed for 8 seconds; movement speed reduction is subject to diminishing returns.
2. A spell mostly alliance whine the heck about because they don't have as much experience with shamans as horde players do.
That shaman frost shocked me and ran when I almost had him dead.
by Boznick September 26, 2005
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frostface

verb: to ejaculate on her face while she is asleep. Later she wakes up to a face that is crusty with semen
One late night Aaron decided he would ejaculate on the face of a drunk girl while she was passed out, she found in the morning she had a frostface.
by thegurtmeister2 March 7, 2010
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Morning Frost

Semen that has been dried on and now stuck to the pubic hair of a male or female from the previous evening's sexual activity.
"I woke up and realized I had some morning frost!"
"So you had fun last night?"
by Mastur&Cummander March 11, 2008
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