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Friendzone

This is a totally made up thing people have made so that they can be mad or manipulate someone into going out to a date with them out of pity, for example:
Bob(overweight and doesn't care for himself): wow Becky i love you, do you love me?

Becky(a 10/10 girl) no we should be friends.
Bob: wow so rude, you friendzoned me? So rude. I was always so nice to you
Becky: how about you take care of yourself and make a person out of yourself before dating someone cause "being nice" won't land you some bitches.

Bob then goes into 4chan, reddit, or twitter to complain about this.
by BigDogBigNut~Lamar from gtav November 24, 2020
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Friendzone

Thank you! and life must go on....
Friendzone is where friends wait. Pure friendship and nothing else.
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Friendzone reacharound

When you awkwardly side hug your friend outside McDonald's whilst people stare
by Fnishwhish April 24, 2022
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Friendzone

Someone who meets a girl on snapchat for two days and falls in love only to be put in this spectrum of the relationship dynamic. Usually followed by ghosting, Juice WRLD, and friends seeing her at a bar.
Yo that guy was totally friendzoned when he allegedly kissed her and ended up being just a friend.
by Lukey(Hoodie) August 28, 2021
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Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.
Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
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NOV 31: National Nerdy Friendzoned Sad Botw Buddies day

A day when one nerdy friendzoned sad botw buddie complements the other.
hey there its NOV 31: National Nerdy Friendzoned Sad Botw Buddies day! Buddy you are so awesome.
"OOG thanks" says the other buddy
by Nothing sexual at all November 1, 2021
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October 19.National Friendzone Day

I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
by Person that got friendzoned November 10, 2019
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