Allah

the terrorist god that gives Arabs blowjobs every time they blow up buildings

Allah Akbar!

by jaguar3217 December 22, 2023

Allah

Allah is a term that Arabic people use describing The God it comes by two syllables "Al" which mean "The" and "lah" which means God in Arabic ال-له = الله. Muslims use this "Allah" because it actually comes to show support to "The God" and show monotheism, which specifies that there is only one God and no more than one. There is more details about this but that should be enough.

Hint: every single definition in this website about Allah is false nonetheless I’m an Arabian so this is the real deal

Pagan: we are Gods of our own
Muslim: I mean you no offense but there is only one God
Pagan: who?
Muslim: The God! "Allah"

by anonymous February 9, 2021

Allah

Allah, this word means God in Arabic.

Allah is God. Used by Muslims, Allah is the name of God. Allah is the most merciful. Allah is not a joke, nor are Muslims. We are not terrorists, Allah is God.

"I am a follower of Allah."

by Follower of Allah May 9, 2023

Allah

The one ☝️ and only god, the god of Jesus, god of Muhammad, god of Budda, it is the almighty Allah

*goes to casino*

Abu Idris Al-Baljiki: My luck is ass *continue to shout ALLAH AKBAR*

*hit the jackpot*

by GreekxJewsxChechensxSiamese November 2, 2025

Allah

The name that a American Muslim worships and gives boring ass lectures abt it everyday day

AYGHAHE, ALLAH IS GREAT +5

by Biggest tips fan August 12, 2025

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 8, 2022

On allah

On Allah is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "glory to Allah." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...

Person 1: do you like silly cats
Person 2: on allah

by BritishEnglish December 12, 2022