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Flognart

A degree of measurement comparable to a cunt hair.
Our scale is accurate within a 10th of a flognart.
by marked4deth January 13, 2009
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Flongstic

A combination of flid, mong & spastic. meaning a very stupid person for which no other would describe their stupidity enough
I can't believe you got that wrong you flongstic
by Semtex1871 January 18, 2009
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flointy

extended foot in yoga with flexed toes
also known as Barbie toes
Barbie foot is like flointy toes.
by Yogi husband March 14, 2010
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Flognoff

There really isn't a definition. You might of heard of the word Flagnoff.

That word is false.

It was a school day and I was really pi$$ed that a girl was being jerk-ish, so when my best friend asked me what's up I said: Nothing, but (that girl) is just being a flognoff.

Why?

Well teacher's like to give green cards to kids who swear.

So pretty much it's a substitute for a swear word.

Why is there two Flognoff's but spelled differently?

Well because after I started to say Flognoff more, other people started saying it more. Like my best friend. Thing is, I didn't expect her to pronounce it "Flagnoff" and Urban Dictionary it. When I noticed how much she was kind of rubbing it in that it was pronounced her way so it was her word, I got really pi$$ed. So I'm making sure everyone knows that Flagnoff is not the original word.

So why didn't you do this before?

Because I didn't think that having invented the word meant a lot until my friend made it it.

FLOGNOFF.
Oh my flognoffs!
You're such a flognoff!
Flognoff you!
Flognoff my life.
She's such a flognoff.

That was flognoffy.

Flognoffs to you!
Flognoff.
by KELLYOTOY June 14, 2011
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flojones

To have cojones as big as Flores'.
Dude, you showed major flojones when you told off the boss!
by Kiltlesswonder September 22, 2011
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flonk donk

when she got a big booty on her, you refer to that as a killer 'flonk donk'
Boy: dayyummm Liz you've got a nice flonk donker. I'd flonk that donk in a second!!
by flonker420 August 7, 2016
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Flonnor

Florence and Connor had to go to a retreat because they are a flonnor
by Littleod July 31, 2016
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