One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

Buffalo Fingered

Placing fingers by genital area after eating buffalo wings which causes a burning sensation.

"My vagina is on FIRE!!!" "That's because you were buffalo fingered!"

by aLWaYSDReaMiNG June 21, 2015

turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey

Verb Turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

Action Figure

A plastic figure that usually does an action (hence the name). Are usually owned by 10 year old boys who incest that they're NOT or HAVE anything in common with a doll and 40 year old virgin nerds with a capital N who collect them along with dolls and not allow any part of it to leave the case until it becomes of ulimate value.

Timmy Turner: For now on I sticking with Action Figures...... which are completely different from dolls

by Da Master K May 26, 2006

Figure It Out

Used commonly by Marx. When someone does not know what to do or is just to lazy to read directions he is told to "FIGURE IT OUT!" It had become widely used amongst the young folk as well now a days. Through the halls you can hear FIGURE IT OUT. The term also works with the addition of SON at the end of it. To avoid the usage of this phrase, read directions, put forth a little effort to grasp the task ahead of you, and for godsake son FIGURE IT OUT!

1: I don't know what to do.
2: FIGURE IT OUT!
1: <trys to FIGURE IT OUT>

by One who has FIGURED IT OUT! June 13, 2005

figurenude

figurenude (fig-yer - nood)-n- An object of two dimensional art with a nude human figure making up most the surface area and is not intentionally erotic or involve the subject interacting with the viewer except possibly a casual look. (usually photographs, but sometimes paintings, drawings or sketches)

The freshman college girl read the full description of the model for figure drawing. She had signed up to be the figurenude model! She then decided to just grin and bare it. ALL of it!

by Curtis J. Neeley Jr. January 7, 2008

nigger-fingered

when one has to dig in an ashtray looking for the screen from your pipe, and you get ash all over your finger. hence nigger-fingered.

stoner 1:aww ahit i dropped the screen.
stoner 2:your fuckin up....you better get that shit.
stoner 1: fuck fool that means ima get nigger-fingered.
stoner 2: i got nigger fingered last night....

by bobokittyfuhk June 1, 2006