filipino men

Hot, HOT island men that have gorgeous tans and hair

Janyce: Did you see that Carlos guy?
Shelley: Yeah, I did. He's gorgeous.
Janyce: Agreed. Those Filipino men.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover April 10, 2022

Filipino paint job

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.

Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.

by rmarion February 25, 2010

Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.

Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."

by VoodooSoup December 18, 2010

Filipino Box Spring Hog

1. The fourteenth song on Tom Waits' 1999 album, Mule Variations.

2. A term for any strange or disgusting new food. If you can't figure out a food's name or ingredients, you may call it this.

Rattle snake piccata with grapes and figs
Old brown Betty with a yellow wig
Tain't the mince meat filagree
And it ain't the turkey neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown to the dogs
Jaheseus Christ, I can always make room
Cookin' up a Filipino Box Spring Hog

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

filipino tango

the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance

Doode last night I did the filipino tango with my girlfriend.

by Kanjodakai September 20, 2009

Filipino Sunburn

While getting a handjob, the girl grabs the penis jerking both ways. The result: a deep red "sunburn"!!

Dan: Ohh, my dick still hurts from last night.

Frank: Dang, what'd she do to you??

Dan: She gave me a Filipino Sunburn

Frank: Ouch dude.

by ohhsunburnXP May 10, 2010

filipino blonde

An asian who bleaches his/her hair to look blonde, but the color is usually orange. Most often found on a gAyZiAn

Nguyen has a smokin bod and small pointy titties, but I can't handle her filipino blonde hairdo.

by VegasChris July 8, 2005