Felix’s Theorem

For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem

“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend”
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”

by Nepho March 29, 2021

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felix kranken

bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.

jack:
FELIX

PICK UP THE PHONE

YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME

PICK UP THE PHONE

felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone

by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 04, 2021

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felix felicis

methamphetamine for wizards

harry under the influence of felix felicis

herione: well, how are u feeling ??

harry: excellent. really ******* excellent im going to hagrids

by max y September 27, 2010

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felix the cat

a black and white cat on a black and white tv cartoon that started in the 30's and continued almost until the 70's.

Felix the cat owns!!

by raffles July 16, 2006

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Felix Felicis

(Fee-LICKS Fi-li-KUS) is the name of a fictional potion in the book Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince that grants temporary good luck to the drinker. The name, like many things in the Harry Potter novels, is Latinate in origin, and translates to "lucky of lucky," or "happy of happy." ("happy", strictly speaking, means "lucky.")

Harry: "With this Felix Felicis, I can do anything..."
Snape: "How about shutting the hell up!?"

by Tyrael October 13, 2005

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