January's Fat Ass

1) Fat annoying bitch that does not know when to shut her fat mouth.
2) Biggest slut in the world
3) Has a big case of jungle fever (look at example 2)
4) Makes triple xl look small... somehow...
5) Biggest piece of dirt.

1) January gave head to a black man and a mexcian at the same time
2) January gave head then to Gary Smith
3) Dosen't know how to dress wearing clothes that girls who have a waist of 40 inches or less should be wearing...
4) SHE HAD SEX WITH A 27 YEAR OLD!! AFTER HAVING SEX WITH A KID FROM LANDON!!

Man 1 - Well of course she wears tight clothes she needs to get business...
Man 2 - Not that tight damn... her fat is sticking out everywhere
Man 1 - Which layer are you talking about on her body?
Man 2 - Forget it, it's to hard to tell what's fat and what clothes.

by Mellion February 18, 2005

colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch

A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.

"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"

by speastermiester May 15, 2009

Team Fat Ass

A group of teenagers that get together and destroy thier towns local Chinese restaurant

Team Fat Ass is going to Ching Chong Palace Friday night , bet they get kicked out.

by Zachback37 October 25, 2016

Premier Fat Ass

Doug Ford, the incompetent and fault-finding Premier of Ontario. He’s Donald Trump Light, with half the bigotry and all the girth.

Although we need to enforce certain restrictions during the pandemic, Premier Fat Ass has to turn Ontario into a police state. That’s just crazy!

by The Real Canadian April 16, 2021

chesse burger eating fat ass

a fat tub of lard that wherres the same sweater all year...dirty yet disgusting has no sense in his head and never stops eating or talking about food

look at that dustin kid he is a chesse burger eating fat ass

by xo-b*t*h December 15, 2010

Does Brooke have a fat ass

Yes she has a bouncy fat delicious ass

Dude does Brooke have a fat ass. YES

by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020

Polnareff's fat ass

A man with no eyebrows who likes to get fisted by horny bisexual vampires.

I love showing my fingers up Polnareff's fat ass.
Polnareff's fat ass always drives me wild.

by Jiafeishauntedhouse January 28, 2023