closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 31, 2008

fatty boombalatty

a man or woman of the obese type, pear-shape even. Must possess the ability to store objects in between the layers of skin known as rolls.

"Did you see that fatty boombalatty! She just finished off every value meal at McDonalds and stored the extra in her rolls!"

by bitchn' slut December 03, 2003

Fatty Pumba

Meaning the same as Fatty Bumba, but for the younger generation. Based on Pumba from The Lion King

If you keep eating cookies you'll be a fatty pumba!

by Clara F July 30, 2018

Fatty Pour

A heavy handed pour of wine.

Judy had a long, shitty day and desperately needed a Fatty Pour of Cabernet.

by cdrizzle_ October 14, 2023

fatty rips

A single or multiplayer game, which consists of trying to take the most massive bong rips imaginable. Everyone wins.

Last night my bro and I played fatty rips and got mad blazed.

by H3rc May 30, 2011

fatty gaga

one sexy over larged man who dresses up like lady gaga to become an internet sensation.

fatty gaga makes funny videos on youtube. fatty gaga is a sexy man who makes me laugh.

by fatty gaga July 08, 2010

fitness fatty

The big fat fuck in your office handing out fitness advice. Can be found wearing extremely tight clothes with bulging fat rolls eating doughnuts and telling you how to live your life. Also is the fatty has motivational pictures and talks about the hard workout they had sitting on the couch trying to figure out how to shovel a whole pie in there face in one bite.

fatty douche asshole fitness fuckface fitness fatty

by Os III December 24, 2015