saving myself for Morrissey

One who is celibate intentionally or unintentionally like the famous singer Morrissey who was famously celibate for much of his life.

Are you on the pull tonight? No I'm saving myself for Morrissey

by Steven Patrick Moore March 24, 2008

pimpin' myself out

to act as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an ice grill.
She is pimpin' herself out to buy crack.

by LizzieZulu October 28, 2006

Kill myself music

Heavy screaming music that you cannot understand. Tends to be music that is uplifting or telling a story...but screaming it at you.

"Hey what are you doing right now?"
"Oh I'm just listening to some kill myself music, whats up?"

by LoginiFettucini July 14, 2022

gunna kill myself

My life

My life is shit so gunna kill myself

by Is my life worth living August 22, 2017

shitting myself laughing

to laugh harder than when you piss yourself laughing

that was hilarious , i was shitting myself laughing

by urbandic77 August 16, 2014

top ace myself

One who considers themself to be a top notch drinker. One who is able to consume mass quantities of alcohol, while pacing themself.

I used to be a top ace myself. I could drink anyone under the table!

by leeser July 11, 2007

turd fucking myself

To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.

I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself

by The original big jim November 20, 2013