fetch

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN!

Omigod Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch a thing.

by ughalltheusernamesaretaken September 27, 2017

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017

Fetch

1. To go get something, and usually return it.
2. (slang) Awesome or cool.
3. (in a vulgar way) Give a blowjob.

1. Go fetch the ball, boy! Good dog!
2. Your dress is so fetch, girl!
3. Get down on your knees and fetch.

by Mitkash April 23, 2017

Fetch

Trying to make something trendy. Based on Gretchen Weiner from Mean Girls trying to make "fetch" replace "awesome"

"Stop trying to Fetch Romphims, they're not happening."

by Cacophony_gigawatts June 5, 2017

Fetch

Means to be very popular and liked by everyone

This purse is so Fetch

by MonieMonae77 November 2, 2017

Fetch

Rude or cool/instyle

This girl told me I was ugly... That's so fetch!

I love your new shoes. They're so fetch!

by Rebecca515 May 15, 2016

Fetch

Rude or cool/instyle

This girl told me I was ugly... That's so fetch!

I love your new shoes. They're so fetch!

by Rebecca515 May 15, 2016