facelurking

a). the act of going on facebook and looking at everyone and their brother's page ..i.e stalking people on facebook

b). going on facebook for such a long time it distracts you from doing things you should be doing!

a:Damn b,took ya long enough to call me back.
b:Sorry dude I just got caught up facelurking again.
a:you really LOVE facebook.
"Yeah my life consists of working, eating, sleeping and facelurk

by afloydkillah June 29, 2007

facku

An act of Fuckery.
Something you say loudly in a hard japanese accent.
phoenetically - FHA-KHU

*Walks into a walmart as someone steals a cart and yells* FACKU!

by BL33k October 26, 2015

fack dood

A phrase used in a situation which causes confusion or frustration, as opposed to fuck dude which is more commonly used in a situation which causes fear, shock, or panic

Fack dood, no one has any weed.

by Griffski July 23, 2006

fackle

Word means to mentally demoralize your opponent in any way, means basically to offend your opponent, means anything negative

Dude that bitch looks like a fackle

by Jgm2013 December 25, 2013

Fackle

when you nut but you don't have a tissues so you just wiggle your dick around

I... I don't wanna talk about when I used to fackle...

by SolarFighter April 18, 2017

facelibrarian

(n.) A person who exhibits extreme Facebook related behaviour, particularly of the nerdly variety e.g.
1. Having 376 photos of themselves available.
2. Refusing to use anything except their Wall as a means of electronic communication.
3. Refusing to be friends with anyone who is not on the 'book: the only point of making a new friend is to increase their friends count.
4. Publishing trips to restock on toilet duck as Events.

Bro #1: "Dude, Steph has become like a total facelibrarian since she got broadband."
Bro #2: "Yah bro, she's hot, but that whole making our first date a Public Event thing like totally weirded me out."

by Adam M. C. Archibald May 15, 2006

Facelooping

facelooping (verb, gerund) from to faceloop (noun, infinitive); When a reference from one Facebook comment string or Chat loops over to another, sometimes between the original set of people, but sometimes on someone else's page entirely.

"Hey, why did Nance ask what the plural of dwarf was on my status update on Facebook this morning? It had nothing to do with dwarfs."

"Oh, she was facelooping -- we were talking about dwarfs earlier and she knew I woud see it."

by stryscribe February 3, 2010